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Here’s What You Missed “The Weekend” (10/21/18)

There are really two schools of thought. Ketchup is either a dip…
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Honduran Caravan Told “Do Not Pass Go” At Mexico-Guatemala Border

Unless you belong to one of the many Native-American tribes in the…
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Ford Taurus Searches For New “Sedan-Friendly” Planet

In light of recent automotive industry news, it would seem that Ford…
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The Boring Company Says Bitcoin is an Absolute Musk

When describing Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla (TSLA) , SpaceX, and The…
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Here’s What You Missed 10/18/18

Preheat oven to 350 In a bowl, mix together mashed bananas, mayo,…
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Mnuchin RSVPs “No,” Dow Drops Low

I imagine the conversation went like this… INT. Oval Office, President Trump,…
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Nike, Goddess Of Victory, Demands 6,000-Year Royalty Check

“A shoe must be three things,” Nike (NKE) co-founder Bill Bowerman proclaimed.…
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Here’s What You Missed 10/17/18

T’s gonna taketh a lot to taketh me hence from thee th’re’s…
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Facebook (FB) Investors Suggests Board “Unfriend” Zuckerberg

As a fellow brother of the Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity, I feel…